Characters

Main Storyline Characters

Tallahassee Turner

Major Bakersfield

Simeon Kantstandyerbitz

Billy McConnell

Dom Druncard

Mister Corbitt

Javier Gutierres

Mary the Hoebag

Dan Keelhan

Ezra Denny

Devon Black

Timeon Kantstandyerbitz

Mathon

Drandy Savage

Glen Ghoulia

Major Bakerscat

Side Mission Characters

Captain Runch

John Marcone

Reginald McBusterCloud

William 'Gill' McGann

Cameron Bueller

Ferris Lightman

Bob McKenzie

Brand Tannen

M. Tater Tuts

Fred Landers

Mr. Carlford Nichols

Dr. Heinrich Schnitzel

Phil McGann

Prof. Victoria Chapman

Stiff Ratliffe

Dohaven Bolabo

Dylan 'Dill' McGann

Ronny Baba Ganoush

Edna Birdwhistle

Tennessee Twister

Duck Carliday

Dallas Donronamo

Paw MacGruff

Massachussets Marvin

Bobby Dean

D'Angus MacGuyver

Floyd Belkin

Jill McGann

Larry Magnum

James Oben

Deuce McGuffin

Karl Malone

Flint Westwood

Skeet Fluter

Captain Jackson Hughes

Don Claude

Van Sam

Paul Hindenberg

Michael Berry