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Shrimp Puerto Rico

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Javier Gutierres is a biologist at the Miskatonic University and an acquaintance of Simeon Kantstandyourbits.

"Shrimp Puerto Rico" was a cruel and extremely racist moniker given to him by Simeon Kantstandyourbits which he seems to have accepted as his new name, for inexplicable reasons.