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Shrimp Puerto Rico

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Revision as of 06:45, 17 October 2026 by William Jodeit (talk | contribs) (William Jodeit moved page Javier Gutierres to Shrimp Puerto Rico: Character legally changed his name to Shrimp Puerto Rico in the latest episode)

Played by: Alex Morrison and Donavan Bollard

First appeared in: Mister Corbitt

Javier Gutierres is a biologist at the Miskatonic University and an acquaintance of Simeon Kantstandyourbits. "Shrimp Puerto Rico" was a cruel moniker given to him by Simeon Kantstandyerbitz which he seems to have accepted as his new name, for inexplicable reasons.

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