Tallahassee Turner

Played by: Seth Morrison

First appeared in: Mister Corbitt

An adventurer/author who gained Diamond Skin in New Jerusalem and a horrifying dog-spider monster named "Necronomidog" in Radio Man.

Clearly the main character of the story. Often goes dashing face-first into danger (even when it isn't necessary) with awesome results.

Notable quotes:

• "Alright guys Billy's gone, now's our chance to be bad!"