Shrimp Puerto Rico
Played by: Alex Morrison and Donovan Bollard
First appeared in: Mister Corbitt
Javier Gutierres is a biologist at the Miskatonic University and an acquaintance of Simeon Kantstandyerbit. "Shrimp Puerto Rico" was a cruel moniker given to him by Simeon Kantstandyerbitz which he seems to have accepted as his new name, for inexplicable reasons. He later had his name legally changed to Shrimp Puerto Rico.
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