Characters
Main Storyline Characters
- Tallahassee Turner
- Major Bakersfield
- Simeon Kantstandyerbitz
- Billy McConnell
- Dom Druncard
- Mister Corbitt
- Shrimp Puerto Rico
- Mary the Hoebag
- Dan Keelhan
- Ezra Denny
- Devon Black
- Timeon Kantstandyerbitz
- Mathon
- Drandy Savage
- Glen Ghoulia
- Major Bakerscat
- Grant Jameson
- Mitch Larsen
- Crawdad Costa Rica
- Randolph Tomaszewski
- Mary Beth Beth
- Amelia Webb
- Dr. Webb
- Jake
- Frank Kovach
- Miss Witherspoon
- John the Orderly